The O’Really Report is really getting into this whole Chanukah thing. We can’t get enough of those delicious potato pancakes (O’Really likes his with sour cream and not applesauce) and those chocolate coins are tasty as all heck. Plus there’s the eight days of presents. And all of us here sincerely love presents. But the best part is the celebration of this by showing off another sexy Jewish celebrity babe and doing it a most nude and lewd fashion. Today for the fourth night of Chanukah, we’re lighting the candles and stripping down Elizabeth Banks with some of the hottest fake nudes of her we have.
Now you may look at these naked Elizabeth Banks fake porn pictures and think to yourself, “Ahhh yes, I can see why you would include her in this list.” After all with her blonde hair, blue eyes and strong Massachusetts roots, it’s perfectly natural that she would be completely Jewish. Why she’s the very spitting image of girls like Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman and Lea Michele. Except all of that is as true as the nude fakes of her that O’Really has. In fact we looked it up and the exact clinical term for what Elizabeth is known as a “shiksa.” (Yiddush is a fun language, by the way.)
Ah but this is where O’Really’s crack reporting skills come into play. After all, we might do a lot of low down sleazy things like completely make up fictional scandals involving pretty famous women and show you the fakest of the fake pictures while pretending they’re real, but the one thing we do not do is claim someone is Jewish when they are not. We have our limits here at The O’Really Report, after all. Our tireless research skills (aka looking something up on the Internet for 30 seconds before we click away and check out cat videos) determine that Elizabeth has converted to Judaism. She did it when she got married.
Now while that’s bad news because it means she is married and therefore there is a small obstacle toward Elizabeth being O’Really’s Christmas cuddle buddy. But there’s also good news because she gets to crack the list of hot Jewish hotties to warm up these Chanukah nights. And that’s especially good news because we get to show off all these slutty, nude Elizabeth Banks fakes like the ones of her showing off those perky tits of hers and getting herself good and fucked. We have two scorching hot fakes of her riding a cock, one in her tight pussy and the other right up that lovely ass of hers, to mark this most holy of days.
And there’s more too. This wouldn’t be a celebration of Chanukah if we half-assed things around here. We made sure to get ourselves a slutty fake lesbian Elizabeth Banks photo too so we can show her spending some time with the girls and getting her holes probed by hot female tongues. And if celebrating Chanukah with fake lesbian naked celebrity photos is wrong, then O’Really never, ever wants to be right.
