Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and while it refers to real people and events, it is entirely a fictional representation. It is not meant to be viewed as a real magazine. The actions and photos included are all fakes.
“I know y’all have been waiting for this moment,” Britney Spears says with a naughty smile on her face as she bares her breasts for the first time for our Celebrities Illustrated cameras. And she’s quite right about that.
She’s teased us with half dressed photos and risqué outfits during her concerts but Britney has never shown it all before. So when she decided it was time to stop being coy about her body and give the fans the show they’ve been waiting for, we were happy she decided to call Celebrities Illustrated. It’s a feather in the cap for sure to be known as the magazine that finally got Britney Spears nude.
“Everyone’s been dying to see the twins,” Britney laughs while lifting off her shirt and leaving herself in barely there cut off jeans that she next tugs down seductively to show off her panties. “I just hope it’s worth the wait. I don’t mind y’all being pervs about seeing my tits and all that, but I want you to like what you see. There’s a lot of haters out there. I know it all too well. I’m hoping to shut their mouths up for once though. I want people looking at these pictures of me getting naked and having them say, ‘Damn, Britney looks good!’”
We assure the legendary pop superstar that she does indeed look good…great even. After all the ups and downs of her personal life, Britney Spears still knows how to turn people on. She has one of the hottest bodies in the world today and even after having two kids and suffering through her share of difficulties, she knows how to get tongues wagging. Getting her to agree to this nude layout shows she definitely still has it. But Britney is right about criticism. As the saying goes, haters gotta hate… Read more…
